helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

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dealanexmachina:

Sometimes I think my favorite part of this scene is this look of concern over how the other one is doing handling this news and how it overrides their own individual anger at nothing being allowed to kiss in the hallways, if only for just one moment, before Santana starts dropping the truth bombs.

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offensiveheritage:

This was on the news today, are you kidding me?

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whedonesque:

Firefly Online trailer

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dreamingmoonprincess:

krystl-meth:

clarknokent:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.

RARE!

God bless! Give him a gold star!

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asane16:

SOMETIMES I’M LIKE:

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AND SOMETIMES I’M LIKE:

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open rp

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

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